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Oh. What did you sleep in your clothes again last night. Yeah okay. Well, ma, we talked about this, we’re not gonna go to the lake, the car’s wrecked. Marty, you interacted with anybody else today, besides me?

This is it. This is the answer. It says here that a bolt of lightning is gonna strike the clock tower precisely at 10:04 p.m. next Saturday night. If we could somehow harness this bolt of lightning, channel it into the flux capacitor, it just might work. Next Saturday night, we’re sending you back to the future. Wrecked? He’s alright. About 30 years, it’s a nice round number. The hell you doing to my car?

No, fine, no , good, fine, good.

Well, you mean, it makes perfect sense. Where’s Einstein, is he with you? Go. Right, gimme a Pepsi free.

What you got under here? Crazy drunk drivers. Working. Oh hey, Biff, hey, guys, how are you doing? Take that you mutated son-of-a-bitch. My pine, why you. You space bastard, you killed a pine.

Good evening, I’m Doctor Emmet Brown, I’m standing here on the parking lot of- No wait, Doc, the bruise, the bruise on your head, I know how that happened, you told me the whole story. you were standing on your toilet and you were hanging a clock, and you fell, and you hit your head on the sink, and that’s when you came up with the idea for the flux capacitor, which makes time travel possible. Ah well, sort of. Why not? Okay, but I don’t know what to say.

I’m sure that in 1985, plutonium is available at every corner drug store, but in 1955, it’s a little hard to come by. Marty, I’m sorry, but I’m afraid you’re stuck here. I’m really gonna miss you. Doc, about the future- Chuck, Chuck, its’ your cousin. Your cousin Marvin Berry, you know that new sound you’re lookin for, well listen to this. Mom, is that you? Alright, okay Jennifer. What if I send in the tape and they don’t like it. I mean, what if they say I’m no good. What if they say, ‘Get out of here, kid, you got no future.’ I mean, I just don’t think I can take that kind of rejection. Jesus, I’m beginning to sound like my old man.

I just wanna use the phone. Well, what if they didn’t like them, what if they told me I was no good. I guess that would be pretty hard for somebody to understand. Ahh. I think we need a rematch. Marty, why are you so nervous?

Sam, here’s the young man you hit with your car out there. He’s alright, thank god. Now remember, according to my theory you interfered with with your parent’s first meeting. They don’t meet, they don’t fall in love, they won’t get married and they wont have kids. That’s why your older brother’s disappeared from that photograph. Your sister will follow and unless you repair the damages, you will be next. whoa, this is it, this is the part coming up, Doc. No, why, what’s a matter? Marty, are you alright?

So tell me, future boy, who’s president of the United States in 1985? Children. Why not? So tell me, Marty, how long have you been in port? Um, yeah, I’m on my way.

Well, uh, listen, uh, I really- Believe me, Marty, you’re better off not having to worry about all the aggravation and headaches of playing at that dance. Of course I do. Just a second, let’s see if I could find it. Um, yeah well I might have sort of ran into my parents. Okay Doc, this is it.